Elvis. And his fans.
You. Zero fans.
The differences between the two:
- Elvis was a rock star.
- You are not Elvis.
- Stop pretending that you are. This is a business. You are not a rock star.
Presently Frustrated and Highly Annoyed Admin
p.s.: This might become a running series, being that a certain professional gives me plenty of silliness to work with. Sheesh…