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"That’s Impossible. This is a Bank."

8 Jan

The following is a true story:

Girl A: Can I have twenties, please?
Girl B: We don’t have twenties.
Girl A: That’s impossible. This is a bank.
Girl B: Well, we don’t have them. Do you want quarters?
Girl A: I want twenties. That’s what I asked for.
Girl B: I don’t think I like your attitude.
Girl A: That’s fine, but I’d still like twenties.
Girl B: [mutters something under her breath]
Girl A: Pardon me?
Girl B: Nothing.
Girl A: I’ll take those twenties.



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